lifeinthehorsehouse:

• You look good on him!
• I felt him come into my hands when I gave him his head
• I need spurs and a whip to really get him going.
• He’s too much for her, maybe you should get on.
• He won’t come into my hands!
• I didn’t recognize you in clothes!
• As he comes up, lean forward and run your hands up the crest of his neck.
• There’s nothing like having 17 hands between your legs.
• I’m gonna get off now.
• She’s such a good girl, the instant she sees me walk out of the house, she pees!
• He’s a bit of a bumpy ride, just try not to grip with your thighs too much.
• He needs a good 20 min to warm-up…
• Relax your back, don’t pinch with your knees, go with the motion, rock your pelvis…
• Don’t pump too much.

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    head………………….

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    AND THIS IS WHY HORSE RIDERS ARE BETTER..

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    All of the horse puns on tumblr. I’ve said them all and I saw nothing weird about them… Jaya approves.

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    THANK YOU FOR UNDERSTANDING ME!

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    - give him more head! (someone actually said this to me, completely oblivious. i was like …….. )

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